The gift

[Mitch]

The Gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's
birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful
consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right
note : romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstorm
and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the
items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the
panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the
package and sent it to his sweetheart with the note :

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for
your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but
she wears short ones that are easier to remove.These are a delicate
shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had
been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I
had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was
there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands
will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you
again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them
away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think
how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you
will wear them for me on Friday night. All my Love

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing."