The Job

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A young man goes into the Job Center in downtown Los Angeles and sees a card
advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more; 'Can you give me more details?' he asks
the clerk.

The clerk pulls up the file and says, 'The job entails getting the ladies
ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their
underwear, help them lie down comfortably, carefully wash their Personal and
Private area, apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in
soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.

There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to
Albuquerque , New Mexico . That's about 620 miles from here.'

'Good grief, is that where the job is?'

'No sir --- that's where the end of the line is right now.