The Wardrobe and the Subway Train.

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A woman purchased a wardrobe that had to be assembled at home. When she got home she put the wardrobe together and it looked perfect. Just then, the subway train passed by and the wardrobe fell apart. The woman put the wardrobe back together again, but once again, it fell apart when the subway train passed by. After the third time the wardrobe collapsed, the woman was very angry and called the furniture store, demanding that a technician come to her house to put the wardrobe together.

The technician arrived, put the wardrobe together and when the subway train passed by the wardrobe collapsed again! So the technician told the woman:

"I'll put the wardrobe together one more time, but I'll get inside to see so I can see what is causing the wardrobe to fall apart when the train goes by."

So, he put the wardrobe together and climbed inside.

Right after he climbed inside the wardrobe the woman's husband returned home. He admired the lovely wardrobe, but when he opened the door he found the technician inside and asked him what he was doing there.

The technician responded: "Well, I might as well say that I am your wife's lover, because if I tell you I am waiting for the subway train, you'll never believe me!"