Why Wedding Dresses Are White

[JJCJR]

Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

"Son, all household appliances come in white."

[getalife]

Thats pretty good. I told my wife and... she did not laugh.

[JJCJR]

After 35 years with the same woman, all our household appliances are either black or stainless steel.

I wonder what's up with that? Ha, ha, ha.