With Age Comes Wisdom!

[Kevin Evans - Kap]

With Age Comes Wisdom!




A guy is very old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he
heard the voice says again,

"Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up !Then,kiss me and I'll turn into
the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all of your friends
are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully,
and placed it in his front shirt pocket.

Then the frog said, "What,are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

[Buzzbait]

Oah man, this one is too funny. I gotta send out a group email now...