A word to the wise..

[JJCJR]

Two fishermen are out on the middle of Lake Havasu when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, "I think my partner is dead! What should I do?"

The operator says, "First, calm down, I can help. Now second, let's make sure he's dead."

There is silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"