Worlds shortest fairytale

[Nacho libre]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you
marry me?"
The girl said ,"NO!" And the guy lived
happily ever after and went fishing and hunting
and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

[Buzzbait]

Bravo Nacho!!!! Good one man.