Got any good Mama Jokes...........

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:46 pm

Your momma so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:48 pm

Yo mommas so ugly your papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:52 pm

I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:54 pm

OK that last one was a little tasteless I apologize, but only your momma would know.....

Lance · Post by **Lance** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:48 pm

Wait till Pete get ahold of this thread, It will get good

Brian Linehan · Post by **Brian Linehan** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:19 pm

Lance · Post by **Lance** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:21 pm

Bones,

"spanked him self" what is the act of spanking that you speak
of

Brian, 3 words, your very twisted

Brian Linehan · Post by **Brian Linehan** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:26 pm

That's really Pete. I took this photo at his bachelor party. I know he's italian, but this is ridiculous isn't it?

Lance · Post by **Lance** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:29 pm

Some one call for a full body wax

fordx4 · Post by **fordx4** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:22 pm

Your Mamas so dirty, her crabs bungee jump from her Tampon String!!!!

Your mamas so hairy that bigfoot takes pictures of her!

Your mamas so fat she ordered A water bed and they put A blanket over the Hudson River!

Dan P · Post by **Dan P** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:38 pm

Your Mama sooo FAT she wears a VCR as a beeper

Your Mama so fat when she wears a red dress all the kids yell "Kool-Aid Man!"

Your Mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Your Mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "one at a time, please"

350V RGR · Post by **350V RGR** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:10 pm

Your mommas cochee is so big it drags on the ground leaving a snailtrail.

Your Mommas cochee wings are so big they flap around like elephant ears.

OR

Your Mommas cochee wings are so big they need tobe De-iced in the winter.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:48 pm

you give up????????????

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:51 pm

Oh by the way the zoo called and they need your help.....someone left your mommas cage open.

HAHAHA

Lance · Post by **Lance** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:23 pm

I think Mike tapped out

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:27 pm

No Doubt, He'll Probably start up tommorrow

It's all good. Latas brah

Pete Marino · Post by **Pete Marino** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:20 pm

WHOA...............dude needs to mix in a razor..........Brian, you should let him use yours since your bald self doesnt use it.

If I was that hairy I'd take the Nestea plunge into a pool of nair.
Then Id sell off my lettuce to the Linehans so they can cover up those shiney domes.

Pete

Its on...........

Brian Linehan · Post by **Brian Linehan** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:32 pm

Bring it b+tch.

By the way, awesome accomplishment!

Pete Marino · Post by **Pete Marino** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:00 am

I knew youd like that...thats why I sent it.....
No more double shots at Starbucks for me........

I coming for You, Mike and MeatWhistle..ahhh...errrrrr.. I mean Bassbones........and hells coming with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:25 am

Lance I don't know you but me and your moms sure do................and Dakine what website did you go to, to look up your mama's jokes oh must be the same one Pete's looking at! Mine are O.G. and here are some more from myself and compliments of my good buddy up north Tom Leogrande.

Your mama is So fat she sang.............."We are family......Burger King, McDonalds and Me!"

Your mama is SO fat she can't even jump to a conclusion!

Your mama SO fat they had to install speed bumps at the Buffet!

Your mama got no legs and she has the nerve to say "I won't stand for this!"

Oh Don't worry today is a new day and I've got plenty more bitches! IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:30 am

You fags I've only been on this stinking website for a few weeks and I find my dumb *** watching this thing like I'm tracking some million dollar stock or something! You've got to be kidding me I think I'm addicted to WesternBass...................I must go seek help.

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:31 am

I called..........................Dakine your mama said she be right over.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:17 am

Youza funny mothaf###r But yo mommas funnier lookin' I heard da circus gave a job and she doing da bearded lady.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:23 am

I called her to make sure she brought da tweezers too.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:29 am

Lances mom And my mom agree,
you might be on like Donkey Kong,
But really you is smaller dan a flea.....

2 outa 3 moms cant be wrong,
Yall cant see MEEEE!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LV Ba$$ · Post by **LV Ba$$** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:33 am

Your momma so stupid she got stuck watching a can of orange juice cause it said concentrate....

she looked like this

Lance · Post by **Lance** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:44 am

I'd say you guys are WAY to easy on my mom

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:34 am

Tell yo momma to chill just cuz da store ran outta twinkies dont mean she have to tear it up
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Nlvbassin · Post by **Nlvbassin** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:58 am

yo mamma's like a water faucet, everybody gets a turn.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:17 pm

Damn Mike, I was just at yo mommas house and she backup up da toilet again.[img][img]http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o149 ... ter002.jpg[/img][/img]

Jeff Taibi · Post by **Jeff Taibi** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:29 pm

OK, I've tried to resist temptation but I've done lost the battle.

YO MOMMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE TRY TO READ A BOOK, THE WORDS ALL JUMP OFF'N THE PAGES AND RUNS AWAY!!

Jeff Taibi · Post by **Jeff Taibi** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:30 pm

OK, I've tried to resist temptation but I've done lost the battle.

YO MOMMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE TRY TO READ A BOOK, THE WORDS ALL JUMP OFF'N THE PAGES AND RUNS AWAY!!

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:39 pm

And so what Mike you pau (finished)????????

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:45 pm

Yo mommas so ugly da Children of the Corn won't even mess with her.

Lance · Post by **Lance** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:49 pm

Did Mike tap out AGAIN???? I hereby declair Dakine the winner

DAKINE198

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:55 pm

I'd be in here more but Lance and Dakines mamas have got me kinda of busy..........

Oh by the way Lance your moms much nicer looking than Dakines.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:00 pm

She had a hellava time all up on her knees wida magnafying glass a da tweezas. AHAAHAHAHAHA

Lance · Post by **Lance** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:02 pm

Mike,

I knew there was a second party involved. So its Mike and the Defensive line from the Raiders that have been keeping my mom out late. Mike, between you and me if she says she'll do anything for 10 bucks dont believe her, she's only charging the Raiders 5 bucks for the whole bunch

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:02 pm

Oh and by the way

Your mama so old when she went to school there was no history class.

Your mama so poor she can't afford to freestyle!

Your mama so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family!

Oh don't worry I'm still here bitches..............Bring it Cletus!

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:04 pm

Yo mommas so fat when she fell out da boat they yelled " LAND HO"

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:06 pm

Yo mommas so old she needa fire extinguisher to put out all da candles....

Lance · Post by **Lance** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:08 pm

Besides mike I kinda knew that you were with my mom. You doing the same thing the Raiders do, alot of scratchin

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:21 pm

Oh don't worry I'm still here bitches..............Bring it Cletus

By the way who da hell invited your uncle Cletus????? Dis not a family affair DAKINE dont play dat. But I guess being Donkey Kongs yall swing like that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA