Press Release: Hot From Ultimate Bass on Gary Dobyns!

[Cooch]

"Ultimate Bass Press Release"

Ultimate Bass has learned today from a close source to Western All-Time Money Winner and top professional bass angler Gary Dobyns that along with his new wrapped logo Ranger Z series tournament boat that was introduced on Westernbass.com this past week, Dobyns will also be joined at major bass tournaments, sport and boat shows and in-store promotions by the "Dunkies". The "Dunkies" pictured below will help with launching the new Dunkin Donuts wrapped boat, boat check, weigh-in and will help Dobyns with large catches that will require more than one person to carry the weigh bags to the scales. With the "Dunkies" help Dobyns will be free to sign autographs, shake hands and hand out free product. "The Dunkies are in no way a copy of the "Mistys" that are seen with top Clear Lake Pro Seig Taylor" said Dobyns. "They will be with me at shows carrying my rods and tackle and helping with my seminars"

Joining in the promotion major sponsor Dunkin Donuts will introduce the "BDO Assortment" with 39 of Gary's favorite on-the-way-to-the-lake treats representing the number of boats the Western legend has taken home. "One more win and we can add the chocolate maple glaze whipped cream stuffed twist to the box, one of Dobyns favorites" said IM Gonnastompyourass, Dunkin Donuts VP of Marketing.

Ranger Boat rep Keith Tripp said "We are happy to have the Dunkin boat and Dunkies on the Ranger staff with Gary and in rough water we have the perfect boat for Dunkin and with the coffee colored water in the California Delta Gary is sure to be a threat in next weeks Stren Series tournament held out of Russo's Marina. This favorite Delta launching spot is located near 3 Dunkin Donuts, 2 In and Out Burgers and 14 Baskin Robbins stores. The latter will be associate sponsors and will be displayed on the new Ranger tournament package but will not have mascots such as the "Dunkies" as Dobyns didn't like the "In & Outies" and Baskin Robbins was not willing to introduce 8 new flavors to come up to Dobyns magic number of 39 boats.

Look for Dobyns on the lake in the upcoming months and don't be afraid to ask him for an autograph, sample pack of glazed choke um downs or a fishing tip.


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ROTFLMskinnyAO!!!!!!!

[kb]

Thnaks for getting that press release posted for me Cooch!!! We were having a hard time with the Dunkie's pic and knew everyone would want to see them. I am not sure if there will be 6 or 12 Dunkies with Gary.

Maybe we can get an interview with one for the show!!!!!

Lots of smiley faces...........yea one for each boat BDO has won. Oh the one crying face....that is for the one at Oroville where I was second.

Sure am glad Dobyns is a good sport!!!!

kb
Ultimate Bass
Thanks again Cooch!!!

[John Barron]

so when we go in the Dunkin Donuts we can ask for them by name like the BDO Sticky Buns! or is that stinky buns?
jb

[philstrader]

Hey Kent, I just go an e-mial from hostess, evidentaly they are also interested in a sponsorship due to BDOs' individual market share of Ding Dongs. Might have to add another initial or two, make it BDDDO, Big Dumb Ding Dong Oakie....full of cream filling though. Comes from too much catching!!

Phil strader

[Cooch]

It ain't just the wrapped boats, pink thong Rude commercials, it's reality West Coast style and GaryD is taking this new sponsorship program to the limit! This just came in to the staff here at Westernbass.COM, the deal is set and along with the Dunkies, they will be sending the GaryD 2007 Slop Wagon to every event Gary fishes! Now fer all you fans who wanna fish like Gary, you can eat and look like him too!

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And when ya end up puttin that boat of yers on the rocks at the entrance to Lil Manyville or Lil Franks, because yer bellie was too full or that late afternoon sugar rush hit home, preventing you from accurately steerin yer boat, have no fear, Gary's assured us he'll have his tactical mechanical support team on hand waiting at the marina!

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Disclaimer - I have sworn, on my skinny A$$, full of $hi+ frame, ta protect and keep my industry resources annonymous!

[Lance]

You guys are killin me

[rickd]

Who is going to be the guy to email the marketing department at DD to have them read these threads?

I'll bet you he would be offered the real thing!

[Bill K]

As some others have posted, these last few threads are, PRICELESS. Let the fun continue. Bill K

[Ken C.]

[Money Fish]

So, will the boat Gary has at Stren be called the Dobyn's Delta Dirty water Dipping & Dunkin Special?

Curious minds want to know.

[MN]

know Mr.Dobyn's but he must have one hell of a sense of humor.My question is i never see a response from him so either he is not checking this site or is it the old pay back's are a blank blank

[philstrader]

Gary is out of town, for the day anyway. I talked with him this morning, he was in a bit of a quandry...seems that one of his contract stipulations requires an image makeover that will match the frosted and glazed image that goes with the product. He was on his way to hook up with Jimmy Reese to get some styling tips, and look through Jimmies portfolio of hair colors and brush up on hair care products. They were then supposed to go and meet Jimmies stylist...Raoul, (who evidently has an affection for large burly, one finger typing men), and Gary was going to undergo a personal image shaping. Gary was a little intimidated, but was admittadly "a bit excited", and yes, sounded even a bit giddy about the anticipation of the whole day! Should be interesting to see the before and after comparison....BDO to BDO with pizazz!! Frosetd, receeding thin hair...should be something to behold!!


Phil Strader

[rexford]

Gary is a nice guy and I am sure he is not very
happy with the support he is getting from
his local anglers and you people. I thought the
rules of this forum were no personal attacks.
I am ashamed to be affiliated with this
group.

Disappointed,
Mike

PS. Baskin-Robbins just called and said
they are down to 6 flavors. HAR!

[Mark Hiser]

Not sure, but it seems as if the whole group of you fella's that room together have become much more sensitive after making that contraversial movie a while back What I mean is, new sponsors, new boat wraps, new stylish image's,complete with consultants? What was KB's new nickname? Can't wait to see what " Coles@#$!@" new boat and clothing deal looks like I've seen yours and it's a winner Maybe the four of you could do a little skit at the draw for the FLW. I'm sure I can sell plenty of tickets.

Great to see you playin the game big guy
Mark Hiser

[Colebass]

How do you know so much about Jimmy and his stylist? You guys and your rainbow boats are scaring me.

[Gary Dobyns]

Don't any of you bozos ever work , fish, chase the wife, jack*** or something? You have way too much free time.

1. Cooch needs a pair of ear plugs to keep that stuff from running out his ears.
2. KB has had a sex change. He was an English teacher before his operation. Now we know why he is so good with words.
3. Strader is always working with sheep. I'm not sure what he considers working with or doing sheep. He does have sheep shi* on his boot toes.
4. Hiser is jealous of the sheep. He's getting shorter and rounder by the day. The rumor around Cottonwood is he's running around on all fours bleating like a ewe in heat.
5. Cole might be nevous this next week.
6. Cervanka and Barron are heard to be butt buddies. What the hell is that?
7. I have been to the Strader's Ranch and when he has those tall boots on they run and daddddd, dadddddd, daddddd
8. Rumors have it that Tony Stolz buys No Sweat Mist by the 5 gallons buckets. Also he complains about the Misty Girls, he thinks there should be some Misty Boys. Tony also wants Michael Jackson to do some sort of video.
9.I think it's time someone else is in the barrel. My finger and this dam keyboard don't get along that well. I nominate COOCH. Next Sault. Next KB. And hell, lets start in on Dee Thomas.

Good luck fishing to all you perverts!!!!!!!

[JFEARN]

Great job Gary! So you can win tournaments and deal with all of these jokers too. I wish I could win enough tournaments some day that these guys will crack jokes about me...

[Colebass]

I'm nervous Strader will bring his rubber boots

Then I'm nervous Hiser will get jeolous

Then I'm nervous you'll go on the Havasu Diet again, Lord knows you need it! Oh, wait I just remembered, EVINRUDE is coming out with a new 250 E-tec, you should be fine

I'm nervous your going to tell us KB's new nickname

And the thing I'm most concerned about is your ability to one finger it!

[Cooch]

See, had ya popped in here a few years back, this woulda all been done with by now! lord knows Dean, KB and myself already been down this road of humility many times! Kinda like the rest of us takin so long ta follow yer lead on that rip bite! We just didn't know what we wuz missin back then! HAR! HAR! HAR!

[Ron C]

...the BDO has a comedy writer (and a typist). This sh*t is just too damn funny! Way to go Gary!

Ron & John (Har Har!).

[Dan Isaac]

Great job Andy...I knew KB being as thorough as he normally is
didn't mean to leave the support crew out in his press release.

Also, did you guys notice the Togo's logo on the Stren Rig?
Look's like Gary has dropped In/Out and is going HEALTHY!

[John Barron]

but I think more likely that the amount of food is more.
jb

[NaCl]

quietly reading all those posts about your "wrapped" boat without, even once, letting out a public peep in laughter or derision. (Gary, "derision" means "makin fun of" in Okie language) No, I never once joined in with the teasing about your culinary overkill. Yet, TWICE now you've chosen to impune me (Gary, "impune" means "makin fun of" in Okie) with your invective replies. (Gary..."invective" means "makin fun of" in Okie)

So, I'm gonna let the cat out of the bag.

You folks remember that picture of Gary I put up a while back. He was wearin an indian outfit and supposedly doin a rain dance on the banks of Shasta. Well...I'll admit...I phonied up that picture. Yep. It wasn't taken at Shasta! Truth is, he was wearing those feathers to excite Strader! Said something about farm boys lovin chickens! Makes me wonder what these guys do with all those ducks they kill???

Watch for my next online contest Gary! You are about to get featured in an online contest!

.....NaCl

[Rob T]

Where can I get a "Team BDO" Cap and Shirt???

My girlfriend fishin' partner wants one!

:-)

Good luck,
and God Bless,

Rob T

[Triton Mike]

Cooch that's funny right dare I don't care what anyone else says!! Freakin Hilarious . Love that Gary D support vehicle wrap ~ Too funny

Mike

[Dom]

KB,Cooch,GD ,etc... Are the real old timers around here they all came up togeather and in the past at one point or another worked togeather in the industry.

Gary is not taking any of this to heart he is to cool a guy for that they all ruffle each others feather from time to time kind of nice seeing em post so often again.

But dont feel to bad about it becuase on the brite side they are all older then most of us also LOL LOL LOL LOL I think KB is turning 60ish this year heck I could be wrong, sorry can't remember but it is close to that LOL LOL LOL

Tight Lines
gonna go throw my sissy wand

Dom

[kb]

You keep it up and I will make a call to Ebbtide Dom and I you don't want that Hey from the looks of your pic on your profile either you been visiting the Dunkies or that is only a three pounder Man I am glad you dropped the hawg hunter name with pics like that floating around. If your around the Stren tournament look me up and I hope your doing good and catching a few.

kb

[Dom]

LOL LOL "EBBTIDE" thats funny my wife and I were just talking about that the other day.LOL LOL Man how time flies and people grow.

Won't make the Stren headed to the mountains with the family gonna give that snow boarding thing a try, yea this should be funny keep an eye out on Worlds Funniest Videos, when you see a 33 yo 6' 1" 220lb guy flying thru the air only to land head first in the snow that will most likly be me LOL Yea the kids should get a kick out of this. I ain't no spring chicken anymore man I get aches in places I never knew I had you think you old timers can give some pointers on how to deal with these starting issues

Tight Lines Friend

Dom

[mac (Doyle McEwen)]

Hey Dom, about the aches and pains, when i told my Grandmother that I wasn't feeling very good she would always tell me to feel somewhere else and I should feel better..But anyway I know what you mean about hurting in places you didn't even know you had..

mac